5 Things About Miriam Lazewatsky

"More and more people are getting engaged and married,"
bitches Miriam Lazewatsky, "I’m starting to feel left out as a
single girl."

Well, if you want to know why guys only want Miriam Lazewatsky
for a quick pump-and-dump, you've come to the right blog...

To any guys who might be thinking of nailing Miriam Lazewatsky, you
should know a few things...

1) Miriam Lazewatsky opens her mouth the moment she closes her
legs

2) Miriam Lazewatsky spouts bogus braindead crap through that
stupid pi-hole of hers

3) Miriam Lazewatsky defends whoring, sluttiness, and skanks. This,
of course, is to rationalize her own whoring, sluttiness, and skankiness.
It might also be the effect of untreated herpes, so wrap your Rascal
before you shove it in Miriam Lazewatsky's mouth.

4) Miriam Lazewatsky loves her rape fantasies
"I've struggled with anxiety and depression and tend to prefer relationships "
with rough sex and rape.

5) Miriam Lazewatsky has tumblr'd about how she uses the same
lube as her parents (ew...)

6) Miriam Lazewatsky blames society for her own fat ass.